The Creeper
dashfox1artwork:

When you get an awesome weapon in Castlevania

dashfox1artwork:

When you get an awesome weapon in Castlevania

Darck loves to tie Leon to the bed and tease him mercilessly, kissing and leaving hickeys all over, without once touching his dick. (NSFW HeadCannon)

(( I cackled not gonna lie. Then she just leaves him there because she is an asshole ))

NSFW HeadCannon? Darck has had maybe one sexual experience because she can't get anyone, and she doesnt know how to do anything in that branch of things.
Anonymous

"Wow rude. Excuse you, but I do too know. I’m not a lost cause, I just choose work over such things."

Stares. Swallows hard. “….er-“
“…” Slowly closes jacket.
PUT NSFW HEADCANONS IN MY ASK
Sexual Sunday! Come on Darck, show us some skin.
Anonymous

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"An excuse to wear this?"

Adventures in the Past! Darck and Soma! (Closed)

dominant-soul:

Soma shook his head.

"I tried sensing for any sort of energy that would connect it to Dracula’s power, and there’s nothing like that here. Instead, this entire clock tower seems to be it’s own existence, like it connects all points in space-time."

At that moment, a part of the roof started to collapse around the pair, perhaps from shoddy masonry. Soma, in a desire to keep Darck safe from harm, used the soul of Zephyr to slow down the destruction of that part of the roof.

That was mistake number one, as the time forces counteracted one another, forcing open a time rift to the past around the duo.

Darck was about to open her mouth. Explain that this entire tower seemed like it was a pocket dimension on the thinnest veil. Every where and no where at once. This was something that had caught her attention—

But before anything could be said after Soma spoke, the roof top was caving in, making the half breed stand up quickly and jump to avoid the sudden hole under her feet. Only to be caught in the Zephyr. If only she had a chance to speak up and shout ‘No’, because that could end so badly… and it did, right there.

Two different elements of time magic and forces of space positions clashed against one another, it was like staring right into a time vortex that split open all around them.

"Shit!" Darck’s instincts kicked in, and she flung herself at Soma, grabbing hold of the young male, and wrapping the both of them in her trench coat, shielding his eyes and her eye so they weren’t blinded or worse, sent mad for a moment.

(( with me voicing the sassy unicorn ))

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Nopenopenope. Darck takes drastic measures. She loads up super-soaker canons on her back, pipe fed hand canons, and all of these are filled with extra strength cleaning holy water. Of which she then begins firing at the intruder, and the cupcakes, and the glitter- basically full down cleansing. "FEEL THE POWER OF PINE-SOL!!"

havensmechanic:

havensmechanic:

Keira grasped onto the creeper’s back, peeking over her shoulder in horror. This was a disaster, and they were both being plagued by it. What did they do to deserve this?! It would take WEEKS to scrub out the icing jammed in the zoomers.

"Is it working?! Please, for the love of Precursor’s tell me this is working!" She shouted over the heavy fire; this was a war she wasn’t sure they were able to win.

Keira had to keep a stiff upper lip, she felt like crying. Darck was so brave, and she was her only saviour. Going up against such a deadly thing…Keira nodded, watching the scene before her.

"If we make it out alive…remind me to thank you." She had a feeling they would be ok, as Darck continued her heavy fire at the enemy.

But it seemed luck would not be on their side, as sparkles floated into view from behind her. She whipped around, and screamed at what she saw.

Oh dear god…it was Carly Rae Jepsen.

The scream got Darck’s attention, turning quickly to see what had caught Keira’s attention— and oh lord almighty. Thankfully it wasn’t as bad as anyone else, but still…

Darck holstered one of her hand canons into a pocket, the other opening fire. While the now free hand reached inside her trench coat. Removing water balloon after water balloon. Lobbing and grenading them at the new threat.

"THE DEAD FEAR NO ONE!"

(( ladies and gents. Dogi’s fanart contribution to the great pine-sol glitter war ))

(( ladies and gents. Dogi’s fanart contribution to the great pine-sol glitter war ))

false-emperess:

//lmaoing at Darck. OMG all the glitter. That is hilarious.

(( everyone is enjoying my muses suffering, and now Keira too. Wait till it comes for you. ))

Nopenopenope. Darck takes drastic measures. She loads up super-soaker canons on her back, pipe fed hand canons, and all of these are filled with extra strength cleaning holy water. Of which she then begins firing at the intruder, and the cupcakes, and the glitter- basically full down cleansing. "FEEL THE POWER OF PINE-SOL!!"

havensmechanic:

Keira grasped onto the creeper’s back, peeking over her shoulder in horror. This was a disaster, and they were both being plagued by it. What did they do to deserve this?! It would take WEEKS to scrub out the icing jammed in the zoomers.

"Is it working?! Please, for the love of Precursor’s tell me this is working!" She shouted over the heavy fire; this was a war she wasn’t sure they were able to win.

The super blessed holy water pine-sol combo was, thankfully, a damn good cleaning solution. So hopefully by the end of this madness, the mess would be easier to clean. Either way, Darck kept firing with her massive supply.

"I DUNNO! I know it’s working somewhat in cleaning and washing away the cupcakes, but I dunno about the grills or mufflers or anything! Just stay behind me, and if glitter shows up, save your self!"

ecofrexk:

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"Yeah, we’re leaving." He grabs Darck and carries her out, slamming the door shut behind them. 

Not even a single grunt given, she’s just half limp and whining. That was going to be hell to fix later… Least there was a cleaner there… But oh, the damages… The smell of cotton candy wouldn’t leave for weeks, there was no doubt.

"I am going to war… The pine-sol canons call my name."